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Funny Opossum Christmas Sweatshirt – "Overstimulated But Festive" Ugly Holiday Top

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$37.00 USD
Sale price  $37.00 USD Regular price  $43.00 USD
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Funny Opossum Christmas Sweatshirt – "Overstimulated But Festive" Ugly Holiday Top

$37.00 USD
Sale price  $37.00 USD Regular price  $43.00 USD
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🤯 Relatable Holiday Chaos Has a New Mascot.

This is the perfect holiday top for everyone who feels seen (and slightly attacked) by the Christmas season. The Funny Opossum Christmas Sweatshirt featuring the phrase "Overstimulated But Festive" perfectly captures the spirit of surviving holiday parties, fighting crowds, and trying to stay cheerful. It’s the ultimate Ugly Holiday Sweater for the person who loves Christmas but sometimes considers playing dead until January.

Crafted from a soft, ringspun cotton blend and garment-dyed for a lived-in feel, this sweatshirt offers a relaxed fit that's both cozy and durable. Its hilarious, relatable design and comfortable construction make it an absolute winner for your next ugly sweater party or cozy night in.


🧵 Key Features:

  • Premium Fabric: Crafted from a soft 80/20 ringspun cotton/polyester blend and 100% cotton threads, garment-dyed for a vintage feel and minimal shrinkage.
  • Relaxed & Cozy Fit: Features a relaxed silhouette with a 1x1 rib collar, cuffs, and waistband for a classic, comfortable fit.
  • Durable Design: Built with side seams and a back neck patch for added durability and a consistent shape.
  • Ethically Made: A proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, using OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes for a sustainable choice.

 

Why You’ll Love It:

Because sometimes "playing possum" is the best way to survive the holidays.


✅ Grab Yours Now:

Win the Ugly Christmas Sweater contest (or at least get a laugh). Get your Overstimulated Opossum Sweatshirt before the holiday meltdown!

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