"Told Myself to Stop Drinking" Funny T-Shirt
T-Shirt
At a glance
- What it is
- "Told Myself to Stop Drinking" Funny T-Shirt, a graphic tee by Pasimax
- Brand
- Pasimax
- Made with
- Made from a soft, easy-care fabric — chosen to look good and hold up
- Best for
- everyday wear and gifting
- Price
- $19 USD
- Where to buy
- Curated Sense (curatedsense.com) — free US shipping over $75, 30-day returns
This "Told Myself to Stop Drinking" funny T-shirt is for anyone who's ever made a promise they knew they couldn't keep. With a witty, sarcastic message, this tee perfectly captures the relatable struggle between good int
Design
Features a classic fit with a rib collar and taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability and comfort The tag is tear-away for a smooth feel against your skin.
Quality
Manufactured in the United States using soft cotton technology to ensure improved printability, high quality, and a comfortable fit.
Production & Printing
We use state-of-the-art DTG (Direct to Garment) and DTF (Direct to Film) printing technologies to ensure a vibrant and lasting graphic, depending on the fulfillment location.
Quality materials
Made from a soft, easy-care fabric — chosen to look good and hold up.
Made for comfort
A soft, easy-wear fabric that feels good all day — exactly what you want from a tee.
A statement worth wearing
The "Told Myself to Stop Drinking" Funny T-Shirt design stands out — a piece people notice and ask about.
Colors to match your style
Choose from 15 colorways to suit your wardrobe.
Sizes for every fit
Available in 6 sizes (S–3XL) so you get the right fit, not a compromise.
Easy to style
Dress it up or keep it casual — "Told Myself to Stop Drinking" Funny T-Shirt layers and pairs with what you already own.
Why the "Told Myself to Stop Drinking" Funny T-Shirt is worth it
"Told Myself to Stop Drinking" Funny T-Shirt earns its spot in the Curated Sense edit because features a classic fit with a rib collar and taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability and comfort The tag is tear-away for a smooth feel against your skin. It's hand-picked from Pasimax rather than mass-produced, and every order is backed by secure checkout, fast US shipping and a 30-day guarantee — so it's an easy, low-risk buy.
Pros & cons
What we love
- Design
- Quality
- Production & Printing
- Quality materials: made from a soft, easy-care fabric — chosen to look good and hold up
- Made for comfort: a soft, easy-wear fabric that feels good all day — exactly what you want from a tee
Good to know
- Sizing runs to brand spec — check the size guide before ordering.
- Curated from an independent partner, so allow standard delivery rather than next-day shipping.
- Popular sizes and colors can sell out — availability is limited.
The details
| Brand | Pasimax |
| Category | T-Shirt |
| Color | Black, White, Natural, Sand, Sapphire, Royal, Light Blue, Light Pink, Military Green, Forest Green |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
| Made from | Made from a soft, easy-care fabric — chosen to look good and hold up |
Why buy from Curated Sense
Hand-curated
Selected from independent & emerging brands — not mass-market.
Secure checkout
Encrypted payments via Shopify, the platform trusted worldwide.
Fast US shipping
Quick dispatch with tracking, free over $75.
30-day guarantee
Easy, no-questions-asked returns if it isn’t right.
Frequently asked
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This "Told Myself to Stop Drinking" funny T-shirt is for anyone who's ever made a promise they knew they couldn't keep. With a witty, sarcastic message, this tee perfectly captures the relatable struggle between good int
- Design
- Quality
- Production & Printing
- Quality materials
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