Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass Shirt | Irreverent Funny Christmas Crewneck | Sarcastic Holiday Jumper | Rude Xmas Gift
Sweatshirt
At a glance
- What it is
- Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass Shirt | Irreverent Funny Christmas Crewneck | Sarcastic Holiday Jumper | Rude Xmas Gift, a graphic tee by Pasimax
- Brand
- Pasimax
- Made with
- Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Best for
- everyday wear and gifting
- Price
- $37 USD
- Where to buy
- Curated Sense (curatedsense.com) — free US shipping over $75, 30-day returns
Give everyone the gift of pure, unadulterated holiday sarcasm with the "Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass" Sweatshirt ! This crewneck is for those who celebrate Christmas with a healthy dose of sass and irreverence, making
This shirt is mandatory for
Adult Holiday Parties, Ugly Sweater Contests (for the audacity!), Gifting the Sarcastic Friend, and Cozying Up while making your feelings about the holidays crystal clear.
Design Theme
Features the bold, irreverent, and humorous quote "Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass".
Adult Appeal
Highly desirable for those seeking funny, non-traditional, and slightly rude holiday apparel.
Premium Fabric
Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one.
Garment-Dyed Finish
A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look.
Relaxed Fit
Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette.
Made to last
Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one..
Made for comfort
A soft, easy-wear fabric that feels good all day — exactly what you want from a tee.
A statement worth wearing
The Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass Shirt | Irreverent Funny Christmas Crewneck | Sarcastic Holiday Jumper | Rude Xmas Gift design stands out — a piece people notice and ask about.

Why the Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass Shirt | Irreverent Funny Christmas Crewneck | Sarcastic Holiday Jumper | Rude Xmas Gift is worth it
Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass Shirt | Irreverent Funny Christmas Crewneck | Sarcastic Holiday Jumper | Rude Xmas Gift earns its spot in the Curated Sense edit because adult Holiday Parties, Ugly Sweater Contests (for the audacity!), Gifting the Sarcastic Friend, and Cozying Up while making your feelings about the holidays crystal clear. It's hand-picked from Pasimax rather than mass-produced, and every order is backed by secure checkout, fast US shipping and a 30-day guarantee — so it's an easy, low-risk buy.
Pros & cons
What we love
- This shirt is mandatory for
- Design Theme: features the bold, irreverent, and humorous quote "Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass"
- Adult Appeal
- Premium Fabric: crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Garment-Dyed Finish: a unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look
Good to know
- Sizing runs to brand spec — check the size guide before ordering.
- Curated from an independent partner, so allow standard delivery rather than next-day shipping.
- Popular sizes and colors can sell out — availability is limited.
The details
| Brand | Pasimax |
| Category | Sweatshirt |
| Color | White, Carolina Blue, Navy, Black, Maroon, Ash, Dark Chocolate, Sport Grey, Dark Healther, Forest Green |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
| Made from | Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one |
Why buy from Curated Sense
Hand-curated
Selected from independent & emerging brands — not mass-market.
Secure checkout
Encrypted payments via Shopify, the platform trusted worldwide.
Fast US shipping
Quick dispatch with tracking, free over $75.
30-day guarantee
Easy, no-questions-asked returns if it isn’t right.
Frequently asked
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Give everyone the gift of pure, unadulterated holiday sarcasm with the "Pucker Up And Kiss My Jolly Ass" Sweatshirt ! This crewneck is for those who celebrate Christmas with a healthy dose of sass and irreverence, making
- This shirt is mandatory for
- Design Theme
- Adult Appeal
- Premium Fabric
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