"Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Humorous Black Hoodie – Sarcastic Introvert Pullover, Funny Antisocial Statement Gear, Unisex
Sweatshirt - Hoodie
At a glance
- What it is
- "Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Humorous Black Hoodie – Sarcastic Introvert Pullover, Funny Antisocial Statement Gear, Unisex, a hoodie by Pasimax
- Brand
- Pasimax
- Made with
- Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Best for
- casual layering
- Price
- $43 USD
- Where to buy
- Curated Sense (curatedsense.com) — free US shipping over $75, 30-day returns
If you prefer your social interactions at a distance of approximately "none," the "Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Humorous Black Hoodie is your new best friend. This bold, minimalist design serves as a fair warning to the pu
Premium Fabric
Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one.
Garment-Dyed Finish
A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage, high-quality look.
Relaxed Fit
Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette.
Durable Construction
Features a topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for lasting wear.
Made in the USA
Manufactured in the United States with high-quality DTG or DTF printing.
Made to last
Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one..
Made for comfort
A soft, easy-wear fabric that feels good all day — exactly what you want from a hoodie.
A statement worth wearing
The "Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Humorous Black Hoodie – Sarcastic Introvert Pullover, Funny Antisocial Statement Gear, Unisex design stands out — a piece people notice and ask about.
Colors to match your style
Choose from 14 colorways to suit your wardrobe.
Why the "Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Humorous Black Hoodie – Sarcastic Introvert Pullover, Funny Antisocial Statement Gear, Unisex is worth it
"Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Humorous Black Hoodie – Sarcastic Introvert Pullover, Funny Antisocial Statement Gear, Unisex earns its spot in the Curated Sense edit because crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one. It's hand-picked from Pasimax rather than mass-produced, and every order is backed by secure checkout, fast US shipping and a 30-day guarantee — so it's an easy, low-risk buy.
Pros & cons
What we love
- Premium Fabric: crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Garment-Dyed Finish: a unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage, high-quality look
- Relaxed Fit: offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette
- Durable Construction: features a topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for lasting wear
- Made in the USA: manufactured in the United States with high-quality DTG or DTF printing
Good to know
- Sizing runs to brand spec — check the size guide before ordering.
- Curated from an independent partner, so allow standard delivery rather than next-day shipping.
- Popular sizes and colors can sell out — availability is limited.
The details
| Brand | Pasimax |
| Category | Sweatshirt - Hoodie |
| Color | Black, White, Sand, Light Blue, Light Pink, Military Green, Forest Green, Red, Dark Healther, Sport Grey |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
| Made from | Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one |
Why buy from Curated Sense
Hand-curated
Selected from independent & emerging brands — not mass-market.
Secure checkout
Encrypted payments via Shopify, the platform trusted worldwide.
Fast US shipping
Quick dispatch with tracking, free over $75.
30-day guarantee
Easy, no-questions-asked returns if it isn’t right.
Frequently asked
Get yours today
If you prefer your social interactions at a distance of approximately "none," the "Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Humorous Black Hoodie is your new best friend. This bold, minimalist design serves as a fair warning to the pu
- Premium Fabric
- Garment-Dyed Finish
- Relaxed Fit
- Durable Construction
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