Buy You're Not An Influencer You're Just A Whore Koozie
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Buy You're Not An Influencer You're Just A Whore Koozie
Not an Influencer Koozie By Luckless Outfitters Here at Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to sugarcoat anything unless it’s the rim of a drink. The “Not an Influencer” koozie is our tongue-in-cheek tribute to everyone who’s just out here
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Why you’ll love it
- ✓It’s bold, hilarious, and just the right kind of brutally honest.
- ✓We designed this koozie for the ones who can laugh at themselves and the world around them.
- ✓Made from high-quality neoprene, this koozie keeps your drink cold while you stir the pot.
- ✓It fits cans, bottles, and just about any beverage that helps you survive a social event.
- ✓It’s built tough, easy to clean, and guaranteed to outlast most online trends.
- ✓We tested it in real-life conditions; BBQs, boat days, and one influencer meetup where it definitely stole the spotlight.
You're Not An Influencer You're Just A Whore Koozie
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Is the You're Not An Influencer You're Just A Whore Koozie authentic?
Yes — it’s sourced brand-direct from Luckless Outfitters through Curated Sense, never a third-party reseller, so you get the genuine article.
What are shipping and returns like?
Free US shipping on orders over $50, with 30-day easy returns if it isn’t right for you.
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