Buy My Dog Said You're A Bitch Hoodie

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Buy My Dog Said You're A Bitch Hoodie

Introducing the “My Dog said you’re a bitch” Hoodie—a hilariously cheeky addition to your wardrobe that’s guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs! This cotton-polyester blend is softer than puppy fur and durable enough to withstand all th

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Why you’ll love it

  • The bold black puff ink adds a playful texture to your shirt’s sassy statement, making it clear that you and your dog have a wicked sense of humor.
  • And don’t miss the right sleeve, where the iconic “Luckless Outfitters” logo resides.
  • This stylish touch lets everyone know you’re part of a pack that embraces fun, mischief, and a good laugh.
  • Slip into this hoodie, grab your leash, and get ready to enjoy life’s adventures with your four-legged sidekick.
  • After all, who better to share the fun with than your loyal pup—and a hoodie that speaks the truth?
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My Dog Said You're A Bitch Hoodie

$46.99

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Frequently asked questions

Is the My Dog Said You're A Bitch Hoodie authentic?

Yes — it’s sourced brand-direct from Luckless Outfitters through Curated Sense, never a third-party reseller, so you get the genuine article.

What are shipping and returns like?

Free US shipping on orders over $50, with 30-day easy returns if it isn’t right for you.

Is checkout secure?

Yes — checkout is encrypted and handled by Shopify, with all major payment methods accepted.