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Skip the roses and keep the attitude. Our Funny Retro Valentine Crewneck is for those who prefer their candy hearts with a side of sarcasm.

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Why you’ll love it

✓Garment-Dyed Finish: A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look.
✓Relaxed Fit: Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette.
✓Durable Construction: Features a topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for lasting wear.
✓Made in the USA: Manufactured in the United States with high-quality DTG or DTF printing.

$37.00

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Yes — it’s sourced brand-direct from Pasimax through Curated Sense, never a third-party reseller, so you get the genuine article.

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