Funny The Righteous Gemstones Christmas Sweatshirt | Danny McBride HBO Show Ugly Sweater Alternative | Jesse Gemstone Holiday Jumper
Sweatshirt
At a glance
- What it is
- Funny The Righteous Gemstones Christmas Sweatshirt | Danny McBride HBO Show Ugly Sweater Alternative | Jesse Gemstone Holiday Jumper, a graphic tee by Pasimax
- Brand
- Pasimax
- Made with
- Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Best for
- everyday wear and gifting
- Price
- $37 USD
- Where to buy
- Curated Sense (curatedsense.com) — free US shipping over $75, 30-day returns
Capture the chaotic, holy hilarity of the Gemstone family this season with the "The Righteous Gemstones Funny Christmas Sweatshirt" ! This crewneck is designed for fans of the iconic HBO series who appreciate their humor
This sweater is a must-have for
Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties (for a niche, sophisticated laugh), Gifting to HBO Fans, or simply showing your devotion to Jesse, Judy, and Kelvin.
Design Theme
Features funny quotes or characters from The Righteous Gemstones, blending evangelical extravagance with ironic Christmas elements.
Party Ready
A unique, humorous alternative to a traditional Ugly Christmas Sweater.
Premium Fabric
Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one.
Garment-Dyed Finish
A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look.
Relaxed Fit
Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette.
Made to last
Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one..
Made for comfort
A soft, easy-wear fabric that feels good all day — exactly what you want from a tee.
A statement worth wearing
The Funny The Righteous Gemstones Christmas Sweatshirt | Danny McBride HBO Show Ugly Sweater Alternative | Jesse Gemstone Holiday Jumper design stands out — a piece people notice and ask about.
Why the Funny The Righteous Gemstones Christmas Sweatshirt | Danny McBride HBO Show Ugly Sweater Alternative | Jesse Gemstone Holiday Jumper is worth it
Funny The Righteous Gemstones Christmas Sweatshirt | Danny McBride HBO Show Ugly Sweater Alternative | Jesse Gemstone Holiday Jumper earns its spot in the Curated Sense edit because ugly Christmas Sweater Parties (for a niche, sophisticated laugh), Gifting to HBO Fans, or simply showing your devotion to Jesse, Judy, and Kelvin. It's hand-picked from Pasimax rather than mass-produced, and every order is backed by secure checkout, fast US shipping and a 30-day guarantee — so it's an easy, low-risk buy.
Pros & cons
What we love
- This sweater is a must-have for
- Design Theme
- Party Ready: a unique, humorous alternative to a traditional Ugly Christmas Sweater
- Premium Fabric: crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Garment-Dyed Finish: a unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look
Good to know
- Sizing runs to brand spec — check the size guide before ordering.
- Curated from an independent partner, so allow standard delivery rather than next-day shipping.
- Popular sizes and colors can sell out — availability is limited.
The details
| Brand | Pasimax |
| Category | Sweatshirt |
| Color | Carolina Blue, Heliconia, White, Sand, Light Blue, Light Pink, Military Green, Forest Green, Red, Dark Healther |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
| Made from | Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one |
Why buy from Curated Sense
Hand-curated
Selected from independent & emerging brands — not mass-market.
Secure checkout
Encrypted payments via Shopify, the platform trusted worldwide.
Fast US shipping
Quick dispatch with tracking, free over $75.
30-day guarantee
Easy, no-questions-asked returns if it isn’t right.
Frequently asked
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Capture the chaotic, holy hilarity of the Gemstone family this season with the "The Righteous Gemstones Funny Christmas Sweatshirt" ! This crewneck is designed for fans of the iconic HBO series who appreciate their humor
- This sweater is a must-have for
- Design Theme
- Party Ready
- Premium Fabric
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