Funny Murray Hawkins Ugly Xmas Sweatshirt | Murray Bauman Fan Jumper | Sarcastic Investigator Holiday Crewneck | Stranger Christmas Gift
Sweatshirt
At a glance
- What it is
- Funny Murray Hawkins Ugly Xmas Sweatshirt | Murray Bauman Fan Jumper | Sarcastic Investigator Holiday Crewneck | Stranger Christmas Gift, a graphic tee by Pasimax
- Brand
- Pasimax
- Made with
- Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Best for
- everyday wear and gifting
- Price
- $37 USD
- Where to buy
- Curated Sense (curatedsense.com) — free US shipping over $75, 30-day returns
For the fan who appreciates sarcasm, conspiracies, and vodka, the Funny Murray Hawkins Ugly Xmas Sweatshirt is the perfect holiday attire! This crewneck pays tribute to the sardonic private investigator, Murray Bauman, b
This shirt is mandatory for
Ugly Christmas Sweater Contests, Stranger Things Watch Parties, Gifting the Sarcastic Fan, and Cozying Up while patiently waiting for the truth.
Design Theme
Features the character Murray Bauman (Murray Hawkins) in a funny, ugly Christmas style.
Niche Fandom Appeal
Highly desirable for fans who appreciate the cult favorite supporting characters.
Premium Fabric
Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one.
Garment-Dyed Finish
A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look.
Relaxed Fit
Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette.
Made to last
Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one..
Made for comfort
A soft, easy-wear fabric that feels good all day — exactly what you want from a tee.
A statement worth wearing
The Funny Murray Hawkins Ugly Xmas Sweatshirt | Murray Bauman Fan Jumper | Sarcastic Investigator Holiday Crewneck | Stranger Christmas Gift design stands out — a piece people notice and ask about.

Why the Funny Murray Hawkins Ugly Xmas Sweatshirt | Murray Bauman Fan Jumper | Sarcastic Investigator Holiday Crewneck | Stranger Christmas Gift is worth it
Funny Murray Hawkins Ugly Xmas Sweatshirt | Murray Bauman Fan Jumper | Sarcastic Investigator Holiday Crewneck | Stranger Christmas Gift earns its spot in the Curated Sense edit because ugly Christmas Sweater Contests, Stranger Things Watch Parties, Gifting the Sarcastic Fan, and Cozying Up while patiently waiting for the truth. It's hand-picked from Pasimax rather than mass-produced, and every order is backed by secure checkout, fast US shipping and a 30-day guarantee — so it's an easy, low-risk buy.
Pros & cons
What we love
- This shirt is mandatory for
- Design Theme: features the character Murray Bauman (Murray Hawkins) in a funny, ugly Christmas style
- Niche Fandom Appeal: highly desirable for fans who appreciate the cult favorite supporting characters
- Premium Fabric: crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Garment-Dyed Finish: a unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look
Good to know
- Sizing runs to brand spec — check the size guide before ordering.
- Curated from an independent partner, so allow standard delivery rather than next-day shipping.
- Popular sizes and colors can sell out — availability is limited.
The details
| Brand | Pasimax |
| Category | Sweatshirt |
| Color | White, Sand, Royal, Light Blue, Light Pink, Military Green, Forest Green, Red, Dark Healther, Sport Grey |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
| Made from | Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one |
Why buy from Curated Sense
Hand-curated
Selected from independent & emerging brands — not mass-market.
Secure checkout
Encrypted payments via Shopify, the platform trusted worldwide.
Fast US shipping
Quick dispatch with tracking, free over $75.
30-day guarantee
Easy, no-questions-asked returns if it isn’t right.
Frequently asked
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For the fan who appreciates sarcasm, conspiracies, and vodka, the Funny Murray Hawkins Ugly Xmas Sweatshirt is the perfect holiday attire! This crewneck pays tribute to the sardonic private investigator, Murray Bauman, b
- This shirt is mandatory for
- Design Theme
- Niche Fandom Appeal
- Premium Fabric
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