"All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me" Ugly Sweatshirt | Funny Women Xmas Crewneck | Self-Deprecating Holiday Sweater | Ironic Gag Gift
Sweatshirt
At a glance
- What it is
- "All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me" Ugly Sweatshirt | Funny Women Xmas Crewneck | Self-Deprecating Holiday Sweater | Ironic Gag Gift, a graphic tee by Pasimax
- Brand
- Pasimax
- Made with
- Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Best for
- everyday wear and gifting
- Price
- $37 USD
- Where to buy
- Curated Sense (curatedsense.com) — free US shipping over $75, 30-day returns
For the woman who appreciates a good laugh and is utterly exhausted by the holiday rush, the "All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me" Ugly Sweatshirt is your new seasonal uniform! This crewneck hilariously takes the classic
Design Theme
Features the self-deprecating and funny phrase "All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me," styled as an ironic Ugly Christmas Sweater.
Party Essential
A humorous alternative to traditional holiday tops, perfect for gag gifts and parties.
Premium Fabric
Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one.
Garment-Dyed Finish
A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look.
Relaxed Fit
Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette.
Durable Construction
Features a topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for lasting wear.
Made to last
Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one..
Made for comfort
A soft, easy-wear fabric that feels good all day — exactly what you want from a tee.
A statement worth wearing
The "All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me" Ugly Sweatshirt | Funny Women Xmas Crewneck | Self-Deprecating Holiday Sweater | Ironic Gag Gift design stands out — a piece people notice and ask about.
Why the "All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me" Ugly Sweatshirt | Funny Women Xmas Crewneck | Self-Deprecating Holiday Sweater | Ironic Gag Gift is worth it
"All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me" Ugly Sweatshirt | Funny Women Xmas Crewneck | Self-Deprecating Holiday Sweater | Ironic Gag Gift earns its spot in the Curated Sense edit because features the self-deprecating and funny phrase "All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me," styled as an ironic Ugly Christmas Sweater. It's hand-picked from Pasimax rather than mass-produced, and every order is backed by secure checkout, fast US shipping and a 30-day guarantee — so it's an easy, low-risk buy.
Pros & cons
What we love
- Design Theme
- Party Essential: a humorous alternative to traditional holiday tops, perfect for gag gifts and parties
- Premium Fabric: crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Garment-Dyed Finish: a unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look
- Relaxed Fit: offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette
Good to know
- Sizing runs to brand spec — check the size guide before ordering.
- Curated from an independent partner, so allow standard delivery rather than next-day shipping.
- Popular sizes and colors can sell out — availability is limited.
The details
| Brand | Pasimax |
| Category | Sweatshirt |
| Color | Carolina Blue, Heliconia, White, Sand, Light Blue, Light Pink, Military Green, Forest Green, Red, Dark Healther |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
| Made from | Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one |
Why buy from Curated Sense
Hand-curated
Selected from independent & emerging brands — not mass-market.
Secure checkout
Encrypted payments via Shopify, the platform trusted worldwide.
Fast US shipping
Quick dispatch with tracking, free over $75.
30-day guarantee
Easy, no-questions-asked returns if it isn’t right.
Frequently asked
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For the woman who appreciates a good laugh and is utterly exhausted by the holiday rush, the "All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me" Ugly Sweatshirt is your new seasonal uniform! This crewneck hilariously takes the classic
- Design Theme
- Party Essential
- Premium Fabric
- Garment-Dyed Finish
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