{"product_id":"on-the-way-to-get-my-sh-t-together-hoodie","title":"On The Way To Get My Shit Together Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"85\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"83\"\u003eOn The Way To Get My Shit Together Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003eBy Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"390\"\u003eHere at Luckless Outfitters, we make clothes for the folks who might not have it all figured out but at least look good trying. The \u003cem data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"245\"\u003e“On The Way To Get My Shi\u003c\/em\u003et Together” hoodie is our official uniform for life’s slow climb toward being a responsible adult. Spoiler alert, we’re still on the way too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"767\"\u003eThis hoodie was inspired by the everyday struggle of doing your best while moving at turtle speed. The design features our favorite overachieving turtle, sporting shades and a pink hat, riding another turtle on a mission to somewhere slightly more organized. It’s basically the spirit animal of anyone who’s ever hit snooze three times, made a to-do list, and then lost it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"1109\"\u003eMade from a soft cotton-blend fleece, this hoodie is cozy enough for lazy days, road trips, or pretending to have your life together at Sunday brunch. It’s warm, durable, and has that perfect broken-in feel right out of the bag. Plus, the front pocket is ideal for storing snacks, receipts, or your hopes and dreams, whichever fits best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1111\" data-end=\"1455\"\u003eWe designed this one for the realists. The people who know self-improvement is a process, and that process might involve coffee, chaos, and the occasional breakdown in the Walmart parking lot. The bright pink Luckless logo on the sleeve adds the perfect pop of color to remind you that even when life’s messy, you can still make it look good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1744\"\u003eWe tested this hoodie on our team of professional procrastinators and expert excuse-makers. Results were impressive. They reported feeling 30 percent more motivated, 50 percent more comfortable, and 100 percent more honest about their current life status. That’s what we call progress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1746\" data-end=\"2007\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we believe in finding humor in the struggle. This hoodie is more than fabric and ink. It’s a declaration of effort, a nod to imperfection, and a high-five to everyone doing their best to keep it together one turtle-paced day at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2009\" data-end=\"2274\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSo if you’re tired, overwhelmed, or just mildly confused by adulthood, this hoodie’s for you. Throw it on, grab your favorite drink, and embrace the journey. Because getting your shit together is hard, but at least you can be comfortable and look great on the way.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":48008231223518,"sku":"G185 - Graphite Heather-1","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":48008231256286,"sku":"G185 - Graphite Heather-2","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":48008231289054,"sku":"G185 - Graphite Heather-3","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48008231321822,"sku":"G185 - Graphite Heather-4","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48008231354590,"sku":"G185 - Graphite Heather-5","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48008231387358,"sku":"G185 - Graphite Heather-6","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0773\/3637\/9614\/files\/OntheWayFront.png?v=1774051136","url":"https:\/\/curatedsense.com\/products\/on-the-way-to-get-my-sh-t-together-hoodie","provider":"Curated Sense","version":"1.0","type":"link"}