{"product_id":"not-friendly-do-not-touch-humorous-black-hoodie-sarcastic-introvert-pullover-funny-antisocial-statement-gear-unisex","title":"\"Not Friendly Do Not Touch\" Humorous Black Hoodie – Sarcastic Introvert Pullover, Funny Antisocial Statement Gear, Unisex","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e🚫 \u003cb\u003ePersonal Space: Established.\u003c\/b\u003e If you prefer your social interactions at a distance of approximately \"none,\" the \u003cb\u003e\"Not Friendly Do Not Touch\" Humorous Black Hoodie\u003c\/b\u003e is your new best friend. This bold, minimalist design serves as a fair warning to the public, mimicking the caution patches often seen on working dogs—except this one is for humans who value their peace and quiet. It’s the ultimate piece of \u003cb\u003eSarcastic Introvert Apparel\u003c\/b\u003e for those who aren't afraid to set boundaries with a side of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eCrafted in a sleek, versatile black, this \u003cb\u003eunisex hoodie\u003c\/b\u003e offers a relaxed fit and cozy feel. Whether you’re running errands in peace, avoiding small talk at a party, or just vibing in your own bubble, this hoodie does the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e🧵 Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePremium Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 6.1 oz.\/yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGarment-Dyed Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage, high-quality look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRelaxed Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurable Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for lasting wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMade in the USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Manufactured in the United States with high-quality DTG or DTF printing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,5,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eBecause sometimes \"Leave me alone\" is better said with a hoodie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eGrab Yours Now:\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eSet the tone. Get your \u003cb\u003e\"Not Friendly Do Not Touch\" Hoodie\u003c\/b\u003e and enjoy the luxury of personal space!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pasimax","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48196087578846,"sku":"sku-44593085710390","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48196087611614,"sku":"sku-44593085743158","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48196087644382,"sku":"sku-44593085775926","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48196087677150,"sku":"sku-44593085808694","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196087709918,"sku":"sku-44593085841462","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196087742686,"sku":"sku-44593085874230","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48196087775454,"sku":"sku-44593085906998","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48196087808222,"sku":"sku-44593085939766","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48196087840990,"sku":"sku-44593085972534","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48196087873758,"sku":"sku-44593086005302","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196087906526,"sku":"sku-44593086038070","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196087939294,"sku":"sku-44593086070838","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":48196087972062,"sku":"sku-44593086103606","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":48196088004830,"sku":"sku-44593086136374","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":48196088037598,"sku":"sku-44593086169142","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":48196088070366,"sku":"sku-44593086201910","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196088103134,"sku":"sku-44593086234678","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196088135902,"sku":"sku-44593086267446","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48196088168670,"sku":"sku-44593086300214","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48196088201438,"sku":"sku-44593086332982","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48196088234206,"sku":"sku-44593086365750","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48196088266974,"sku":"sku-44593086398518","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196088299742,"sku":"sku-44593086431286","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196088332510,"sku":"sku-44593086464054","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":48196088365278,"sku":"sku-44593086496822","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":48196088398046,"sku":"sku-44593086529590","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":48196088430814,"sku":"sku-44593086562358","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":48196088463582,"sku":"sku-44593086595126","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196088496350,"sku":"sku-44593086627894","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196088529118,"sku":"sku-44593086660662","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48196088561886,"sku":"sku-44593086693430","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48196088594654,"sku":"sku-44593086726198","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48196088627422,"sku":"sku-44593086758966","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":48196088660190,"sku":"sku-44593086791734","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196088692958,"sku":"sku-44593086824502","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196088725726,"sku":"sku-44593086857270","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":48196088758494,"sku":"sku-44593086890038","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":48196088791262,"sku":"sku-44593086922806","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":48196088824030,"sku":"sku-44593086955574","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":48196088856798,"sku":"sku-44593086988342","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196088889566,"sku":"sku-44593087021110","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196088922334,"sku":"sku-44593087053878","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":48196088955102,"sku":"sku-44593087086646","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":48196088987870,"sku":"sku-44593087119414","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":48196089020638,"sku":"sku-44593087152182","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":48196089053406,"sku":"sku-44593087184950","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196089086174,"sku":"sku-44593087217718","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196089118942,"sku":"sku-44593087250486","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ S","offer_id":48196089151710,"sku":"sku-44593087283254","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ M","offer_id":48196089184478,"sku":"sku-44593087316022","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ L","offer_id":48196089217246,"sku":"sku-44593087348790","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ XL","offer_id":48196089250014,"sku":"sku-44593087381558","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196089282782,"sku":"sku-44593087414326","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Healther \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196089315550,"sku":"sku-44593087447094","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48196089348318,"sku":"sku-44593087479862","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48196089381086,"sku":"sku-44593087512630","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48196089413854,"sku":"sku-44593087545398","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48196089446622,"sku":"sku-44593087578166","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196089479390,"sku":"sku-44593087610934","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196089512158,"sku":"sku-44593087643702","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":48196089544926,"sku":"sku-44593087676470","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":48196089577694,"sku":"sku-44593087709238","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":48196089610462,"sku":"sku-44593087742006","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":48196089643230,"sku":"sku-44593087774774","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196089675998,"sku":"sku-44593087807542","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196089708766,"sku":"sku-44593087840310","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":48196089741534,"sku":"sku-44593087873078","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":48196089774302,"sku":"sku-44593087905846","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":48196089807070,"sku":"sku-44593087938614","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":48196089839838,"sku":"sku-44593087971382","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196089872606,"sku":"sku-44593088004150","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196089905374,"sku":"sku-44593088036918","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":48196089938142,"sku":"sku-44593088069686","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":48196089970910,"sku":"sku-44593088102454","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":48196090003678,"sku":"sku-44593088135222","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":48196090036446,"sku":"sku-44593088167990","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196090069214,"sku":"sku-44593088200758","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196090101982,"sku":"sku-44593088233526","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48196090134750,"sku":"sku-44593088266294","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48196090167518,"sku":"sku-44593088299062","price":43.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48196090200286,"sku":"sku-44593088331830","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48196090233054,"sku":"sku-44593088364598","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48196090265822,"sku":"sku-44593088397366","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48196090298590,"sku":"sku-44593088430134","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0773\/3637\/9614\/files\/Not_Friendly_Do_Not_Touch_Humorous_Black_Hoodie_Sarcastic_Introvert_Pullover_Funny_Antisocial_Statement_Gear_Unisex.jpg?v=1777827451","url":"https:\/\/curatedsense.com\/products\/not-friendly-do-not-touch-humorous-black-hoodie-sarcastic-introvert-pullover-funny-antisocial-statement-gear-unisex","provider":"Curated Sense","version":"1.0","type":"link"}