{"product_id":"my-ex-has-3-spirit-animals-hoodie","title":"My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"53\"\u003eMy Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals Hoodie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003eBy Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"55\" data-end=\"268\"\u003eAllow us to introduce the most therapeutic hoodie we have ever made. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"165\"\u003eMy Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e is cheaper than therapy, warmer than closure, and way more effective than blocking their number again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"584\"\u003eFrom a business standpoint, this hoodie exists because too many people survived a relationship and deserved merch about it. Loud, funny, and painfully accurate merch. This hoodie proudly lists the three spirit animals your ex absolutely embodies. Lion. Ass. Cheetah. Strong energy. Zero accountability. Fast exits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"586\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eThe bold graphic does all the explaining so you do not have to relive the story for the hundredth time. Just point at your chest and let the hoodie speak. It is equal parts comedy, healing, and public service announcement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003eMade with a soft heavyweight feel, this hoodie is perfect for chilly nights, awkward run ins, and situations where you want to look unbothered but slightly unhinged. It pairs beautifully with sarcasm, confidence, and a deep appreciation for peace and quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003eWhy This Hoodie Is a Must Have\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1146\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1146\"\u003eFunny breakup hoodie with savage humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003ePerfect ex themed hoodie for men and women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003eSoft, warm, and built for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1238\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1240\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eBold graphic that gets laughs instantly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eGreat gift for friends who escaped chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1332\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003eMy Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e is not about bitterness. It is about growth, clarity, and laughing at the situation instead of crying in the truck. Wear it proudly. Wear it often. Wear it when you want the room to know you learned your lesson.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1583\" data-end=\"1720\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWarning. This hoodie may cause laughter, validation, and unsolicited agreement from strangers. Ex sightings may result in sudden silence.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":48008249344222,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - SM","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":48008249376990,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - MD","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":48008249409758,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - LG","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48008249442526,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - XL","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48008249475294,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - 2XL","price":62.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48008249508062,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - 3XL","price":62.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48008249540830,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - 4XL","price":65.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48008249573598,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - 5XL","price":65.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0773\/3637\/9614\/files\/MyExHasThreeSpiritAnimalsHoodie-01.jpg?v=1775051889","url":"https:\/\/curatedsense.com\/products\/my-ex-has-3-spirit-animals-hoodie","provider":"Curated Sense","version":"1.0","type":"link"}